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So tomorrow night my friend amy is hosting a hipster watching party at handlebar.  Should be interesting.  BUT.. I think we’re gonna play bingo too.  But I’m not sure which card to use!

WAIT!!!  Not sure what a hipster is?  here are my two favorite definitions from Urban Dictionary (cuz I love it so):

hipster

The modern Bohemians. A mid-twenties person who works at a low paying job, is interested in “Artsy things” Hipsters tend to swarm around the determined “Hipster” part of town, ex. Wicker Park in Chicago. Hipster Ladies should have short hair and wear thrift shop clothes and Male Hipsters should be anemically skinny to let people know that they are poor and cant afford enough food.

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Someone who thinks that they are being “special” and “unique” for liking some underground bullshit no one else cares about. And they pointlessly look down on people who don’t know anything about indie culture, because that’s the only thing they know anything about. They’re quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a “too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole” way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. They just end up looking like idiots.

Mean?  Kinda.  Super hilarious? OF COURSE.

So here’s the dilemma.  Out of all the hipster bingo cards out there – I’m not sure which ones to use.  What do you think?

Here they are:  (please note: totally ganked w/o permission. sorry)

from - westseattlefunblog.com

from - westseattlefunblog.com

from - insenserocks.blogspot.com

from - insenserocks.blogspot.com

froim - zoomdoggle.com

froim - zoomdoggle.com

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