Part of my job involves deleting tickets that are created in error from spam emails. I wasn’t sure about this one, I mean, maybe he really wanted assistance with his software? As crazytime as this email was – I think I’ve discovered a new catch phrase for today (see if you can spot it!!)
email subject: AN ATTACK FROM THE PIT!
MEN AND WOMEN OF GOD,
THE ENEMY HAS LAUNCHED AN ALL OUT FRONTAL ASSAULT ON MARRIAGES
IN THE KINGDOM. MY HEART IS BURDENED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT MANY
PROMINENT PASTORS AND THEIR WIVES ARE SEPARATING AND/OR DIVORCING!!!
MAKE NO BONES ABOUT IT, OUR FATHER HATES DIVORCE!!!!!!
MANY COUPLES HAVE FALLEN PREY TO THE LIE THAT IT IS “ALL RIGHT TO
DIVORCE UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS HOW
CAN SOMETHING THAT IS SO WRONG EVER BE RIGHT?
WE MUST FAST, PRAY AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP THIS
DEMONIC ATTACK ON OUR CHURCHES!!!!!!
IT’S ON LIKE POPCORN……………………………………IN JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BISHOP GREGORY K. STEPNEY 2008
Okay, it’s ignorant and obnoxious and stupid and lame, etc etc etc – but c’mon people – “it’s on like popcorn”?? How can you not love that? Give this guy a cookie!