Seriously. The 90s were, like, totally awesome.  And stuff.  Although really, can you blame us?  The decade that brought us the SNES, N64, PlayStation, Sega Saturn (c’mon admit it, you wanted one), PS2, Dreamcasts, BH90210, The Simpsons, Baywatch, grunge, the Spice Girls, Romeo + Juliet, Oasis, Blur, Nirvana, etc etc etc.  You see? See how/why we just canNOT. LET. IT. GO?? :)

This all stems, of course, from VH1.  Otherwise known as the home for all things awesome.  I mean, what other network will put out “I Love the New Millennium in what? 2007? 2008?

So!  The other day I saw the top 100 hit songs of the 90s.  I can’t decide if it’s a GOOD thing or a BAD thing that I have the majority of these songs in my music library.  I’m gonna go with good.  And because I wanted to share some of the fun – here it is … the list of the top 100 songs from the 90s.  Enjoy!

VH1’s 100 Greatest Songs of the 90’s… the list…

  1. Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (1991, #6 US)
  2. U2 – “One” (1991, #10 US)
  3. Backstreet Boys – “I Want It That Way” (1999, #6 US)
  4. Whitney Houston – “I Will Always Love You” (1992, #1 US)
  5. Madonna – “Vogue” (1990, #1 US)
  6. Sir Mix-A-Lot – “Baby Got Back” (1992, #1 US)
  7. Britney Spears – “…Baby One More Time” (1999, #1 US)
  8. TLC – “Waterfalls” (1994, #1 US)
  9. R.E.M. – “Losing My Religion” (1991, #4 US)
  10. Sinéad O’Connor – “Nothing Compares 2 U” (1990, #1 US)
  11. Pearl Jam – “Jeremy” (1991, #79 US)
  12. Alanis Morissette – “You Oughta Know” (1995)
  13. Dr. Dre (featuring Snoop Doggy Dogg) – “Nuthin’ but a “G” Thang” (1992, #2 US)
  14. Mariah Carey – “Vision of Love” (1990, #1 US)
  15. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Under the Bridge” (1991, #2 US)
  16. MC Hammer – “U Can’t Touch This” (1990, #8 US)
  17. Destiny’s Child – “Say My Name” (1999, #1 US)
  18. Metallica – “Enter Sandman” (1991, #16 US)
  19. Beastie Boys – “Sabotage” (1994)
  20. Hanson – “MMMBop” (1997, #1 US)
  21. Celine Dion – “My Heart Will Go On” (1997, #1 US)
  22. Beck – “Loser” (1994, #10 US)
  23. Salt-N-Pepa with En Vogue – “Whatta Man” (1993, #3 US)
  24. House of Pain – “Jump Around” (1992, #3 US)
  25. Soundgarden – “Black Hole Sun” (1994)
  26. Eminem – “My Name Is” (1999, #26 US)
  27. Counting Crows – “Mr. Jones” (1993)
  28. Ricky Martin – “Livin’ la Vida Loca” (1999, #1 US)
  29. Vanilla Ice – “Ice Ice Baby” (1990, #1 US)
  30. *NSYNC – “Tearin’ Up My Heart” (1998)
  31. Radiohead – “Creep” (1993)
  32. BLACKstreet – “No Diggity” (1996, #1 US)
  33. Spice Girls – “Wannabe” (1997, #1 US)
  34. Third Eye Blind – “Semi-Charmed Life” (1997, #4 US)
  35. Oasis – “Wonderwall” (1995, #8 US)
  36. C+C Music Factory – “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” (1991, #1 US)
  37. Green Day – “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” (1998)
  38. Christina Aguilera – “Genie In A Bottle” (1999, #1 US)
  39. Goo Goo Dolls – “Iris” (1998)
  40. Color Me Badd – “I Wanna Sex You Up” (1991, #2 US)
  41. Spin Doctors – “Two Princes” (1993, #7 US)
  42. Collective Soul – “Shine” (1994, #11 US)
  43. En Vogue – “My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It)” (1992, #2 US)
  44. The Fugees – “Killing Me Softly With His Song” (1996)
  45. Hootie & the Blowfish – “Only Wanna Be With You” (1995, #6 US)
  46. Shania Twain – “You’re Still the One” (1998, #2 US)
  47. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch – “Good Vibrations” (1991, #1 US)
  48. Matchbox Twenty – “3 A.M.” (1997)
  49. Jewel – “Who Will Save Your Soul” (1996, #11 US)
  50. Alice in Chains – “Man in the Box” (1990)
  51. 2Pac (featuring Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman) – “California Love” (1996, #6 US)
  52. Sugar Ray – “Fly” (1997)
  53. Naughty by Nature – “O.P.P.” (1991, #6 US)
  54. Joan Osborne – “One of Us” (1995, #4 US)
  55. Fiona Apple – “Criminal” (1996, #21 US)
  56. L.L. Cool J – “Mama Said Knock You Out” (1990, #17 US)
  57. Jay-Z featuring Amil and Ja Rule – “Can I Get A…” (1998)
  58. Sophie B. Hawkins – “Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover” (1992, #5 US)
  59. Weezer – “Buddy Holly” (1994)
  60. Bell Biv DeVoe – “Poison” (1990, #2 US)
  61. Sheryl Crow – “All I Wanna Do” (1993, #2 US)
  62. Live – “I Alone” (1994)
  63. The Notorious B.I.G. featuring Mase & Puff Daddy – “Mo Money Mo Problems” (1997, #1 US)
  64. The Presidents of the United States of America – “Peaches” (1995)
  65. Digital Underground – “The Humpty Dance” (1990, #11 US)
  66. Edwin McCain – “I’ll Be” (1998, #5 US)
  67. Deee-Lite – “Groove Is In The Heart” (1990, #4 US)
  68. Will Smith – “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It” (1998, #1 US)
  69. Korn – “Freak on a Leash” (1998)
  70. Jamiroquai – “Virtual Insanity” (1997)
  71. Arrested Development – “Tennessee” (1992, #6 US)
  72. Barenaked Ladies – “One Week” (1998, #1 US)
  73. Marcy Playground – “Sex and Candy” (1998, #5 US)
  74. Cher – “Believe” (1999, #1 US)
  75. Kris Kross – “Jump” (1992, #1 US)
  76. Blues Traveler – “Run-around” (1995, #8 US)
  77. Ice Cube – “It Was a Good Day” (1992, #15 US)
  78. Lenny Kravitz – “Are You Gonna Go My Way” (1993)
  79. Meredith Brooks – “Bitch” (1997, #2 US)
  80. Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy” (1992, #1 US)
  81. Paula Cole – “I Don’t Want to Wait” (1997, #11 US)
  82. Geto Boys – “Mind Playing Tricks on Me” (1991, #23 US)
  83. The Breeders – “Cannonball” (1993)
  84. Snow – “Informer” (1993, #1 US)
  85. Cypress Hill – “Insane In The Brain” (1993, #19 US)
  86. The Cranberries – “Linger” (1993, #8 US)
  87. Billy Ray Cyrus – “Achy Breaky Heart” (1992, #4 US)
  88. Duncan Sheik – “Barely Breathing” (1997, #16 US)
  89. Liz Phair – “Never Said” (1993)
  90. New Radicals – “You Get What You Give” (1998, #37 US)
  91. Sarah McLachlan – “Building a Mystery” (1997, #13 US)
  92. Public Enemy – “911 Is a Joke” (1990)
  93. Lisa Loeb – “Stay (I Missed You)” (1994, #1 US)
  94. Fastball – “The Way” (1998)
  95. Montell Jordan – “This Is How We Do It” (1995, #1 US)
  96. Nelson – “(Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection” (1990, #1 US)
  97. Prince & The New Power Generation – “Gett Off” (1991, #27 US)
  98. EMF – “Unbelievable” (1991, #1 US)
  99. Missy Elliott – “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)” (1997)
  100. Gerardo – “Rico Suave” (1991, #7 US)

Songs that just missed the cut
Wu Tang Clan – “Protect Ya Neck”
Fatboy Slim – “The Rockafeller Skank”
Foo Fighters – “Everlong”

I know, I know – I totally failed the last time I made any sort of OMG I AM GOING TO GO TO THE GYM AND STUFF.  But seriously, this time I’m really going to do it.  Because it was made VERY apparent to me over the past week or so by persons both actual and mystical (or whatever) that I need to be less of a lazy ass chunker.

 

So! I’m going to the gym again (damnit) and watching a little better what I eat. We’ll see how this goes.

 

Breakfast today was a pint of 2% milk.  To get me through the day I have one of those Sobe lifewaters with the zero calories.. and I will NOT have a soda. WILL NOT.  Also I got these Zantrex-3 thingies .. but I haven’t had any yet – gonna do some google-research first and see.  Tonight I’m going to find my workout pants and go to the gym. I WILL DO THIS.  And then at the end of it all I will say SCREW YOU WII FIT (and GAP jeans) FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.

But of course I won’t do that until I actually lose a little weight. Or something. We’ll see.

BUT DAMNIT. I’m going to try. Again.

Once upon a time I had a darling little ball of prickles named Metroplex.  He had the cutest little paws and the most adorable little face.  You had to be careful when you snuggled with him, because being a hedgehog he wasn’t exactly soft (except on his cute little belly) – instead he was all kinds of prickles.  The prickles just added to his cuteness.  He would run in one of those hamster balls, and on his wheel for HOURS.  When he got spooked he’d roll up into a ball, pull his spikes over his cute little forhead.. and make a noise like a coffee perculator. Basically, just the most goddamned adorable thing EVER.  Metro died this weekend, on his wheel.  He was a good friend.  I miss him bunches.  RIP Metroplex.

SO, now it’s november.  November is a weird month – Thanksgiving, being nearly the end of the year, etc etc.  I need to sign up for my next round of classes soon (which seems odd since the midterm was just two weeks ago) and really look at what is in store for the holidays.  Also, I think it’s finally safe to go back to the gym. Getting the flu and then whatever that horrible cold was really put the kabosh on the whole ‘going to the gym’ thing. Funny how you need to be able to breathe in order to do so. :)

 

I’m looking forward to this month. I hope to get a lot done. :) I guess we’ll see!

yeah, I know, i’ve been super awful about keeping up with.. well.. everything.

so many things to do this weekend:

  • finish cleaning my room
  • doing all my laundry
  • putting all the books on bookshelves (finding ways to make them fit)
  • reorganizing clothes storage in my room
  • putting away ikea stuff – (dishes, pots, pans, glasses, storage, etc)
  • build shelf for video games – put games on said shelf
  • and homework. so very much homework. (ew)

think i’ll get it all done?

nope. me either.

i know, i know, it’s been a while… but here! have some hilarious spam :)

Obama is the president forever!
Obama is the president forever!
I wish Obama is the president forever! Anders Fogh Rasmussen became new
secretary-general of Nato. my country win so honor! I am so proud!
Lars Lokke Rasmussen is the new prime minister, he spupports me, I may
recover the fact which peter axel nielsen and hillary clinton persecuted the
student in USA again, it is so easy. I as the rector at aalborg university am
very great, I am not inebriate, although I drunk four glasses of win, I sorb
up now.I am so rich now , Al Gore sent lot of money to me. Lars Lokke
Rasmussen should receive lot of money from them too, Obama and hillary clinton is so
nice, my country is so powerful based on USA! they gave so honor to my
country.I wish Obama is the president forever. hillary clinton is so smart. I
promise that all students can not know all fact forever. the tradition of aalborg
university is that each student’s webpage is on the webpage of the
department.I can not repair all student’s webpage forever! I will tell that Obama and
hillary clinton
is very nice to the world, I wish that Obama is the president forever. I
am proud for my country!
I will be very famous in the world .
Lars Lokke Rasmussen supports me forever!
Obama is the president forever!
demark is so powerful forver!
Lars Lokke Rasmussen went to USA,
maybe obama and hillary clinton sent lot of money to him again,
Obama is the president forever!

Finn Kjaersdam

…. thank you denmark! :)

I’m totally not kidding. and tomorrow night when i actually start to work on this homework (cuz my brain fell out tonight, i just cannot do any more of it) maybe i’ll put them online so you all can mock me for being FAIL at my homework.  you’d think i’d remember how to do this, but it’s been like fifteen years.  and NO, it’s not like riding a bike.  well, maybe it IS, cuz i can’t do that anymore either. :)

I will say tho, that aside from the general asshattery that i have in some of my classmates… this class is going to be fun. some of it is going to be HARD, but i miss that in a class. I think i shall enjoy it.

So yeah, totally lost on the whole ‘going to the gym on a regular basis and doing a food journal’ thing.  So, scrapped that. Going to try something new.  We’ll see how it works.

As if anybody needed Sex Drive in a can.  :)   But I’ll admit, the marketing worked! I bought it, didn’t I?  So the official label on this drink says:  “Original Sex Drive energydrink Turn On Your Drink!”  And of course they have a website – SexDriveEnergyDrink.com.  And yes, it’s every bit as classy as you’d imagine it to be.

So this is “A Premium Energy Drink” infused with L-Arginine, Horny Goat Weed (seriously I’m not making this up) and Blue Lotus.  It also reads: “ultimate energy from premium ingredients l-arginine for enhanced performance”.  Although to be honest, I’m not sure what sort of performance they’re going for here.  Maybe I shouldn’t be drinking this in an office type setting.  It’s not going to like, make me wanna hump my laptop or anything is it?  (yes, these are the things I worry about. yeah yeah yeah, it’s scary in my brain, I know)

Although the warning label is a bit different than your usual energy drink.  “Consume with caution: contains l-arginine and horny goat weed. Limit 3 cans per day.  not suitable for use by children or those with heart conditions, pregnant, or are sensitive to caffeine.  Product not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition including sexual dysfunctino or dimished libido.”

Well, so I guess I shouldn’t have to worry about the humping.  But yeah, I’ve had this for nearly a week and have been afraid to try it.  Maybe I’m just a weenie.  Let’s see what’s in it.

Servings – 1 (yay! even if its only 8.4 fl oz)

  • Calories – 120
  • total Carbs 29g
  • sugars – 27g
  • vitamin b6 – 5mg
  • vitamin b12 – 5mcg
  • L-arginine – 2g
  • caffeine – 50mg
  • horny goat weed – 50mg
  • blue lotus extract – 3mg
  • ginseng – 50mg
  • schisandra berry – 50mg
  • damiana leaf – 3mg

First opening – looks kind of yellow, smells kind of.. well.. bad. Like a metallic smell to it that I can’t quite place.  Poured it into a cup, bad idea.  Sorta looks like a urine sample of a sick person.  And smells like cough syrup and redbull.   See, this isn’t working, now I REALLY don’t want to try it.  Let’s see what the troops think.

The votes are in, it apparently smells like if redbull made cough syrup. Awesome. So! Time to try it.  It doesn’t really taste bad, kind of a tangy start with a citrusy aftertaste, if only I could drink it without smelling it.  That’s really the worst part.

So, would I buy it again?  Nope.  Am I glad I bought it this time? Kinda.  Does it suck? Not entirely. :)

sex drive in a can!

sex drive in a can!

Although I feel sort of bad for not finishing it (cuz no, I’m not finishing it) – I won’t really be able to report on whether or not the whole ‘horny goat weed’ bit actually WORKS.  And you know what? That is PERFECTLY FINE BY ME.

WOW. What a stupid name.  Today’s energy drink is  called Big RedJak.  Although also in places it says PREMIUM so perhaps it’s Premium Big RedJak?

From the can:

The makers of Big RedJak poured over 70 years of experience into the sleek can you are now holding.  Contained within these aluminum walls is a niacin core that results in a purer, more explosive power source.  Without the high fructose corn syrup which actually drains your body of energy.  Big RedJak gives you fuel to go the distance, whether at work or play. GET JAK’D UP!

So I’m kind of afraid that maybe this is a can of rocket fuel that will explode when I open it.  Probably should hide behind a chair when I try to open it.  You know, in case of fire.  (yay! no explosion) But BOOO. It smells like medicine. Since I’m still a little afraid of the can (sleek aluminum walls? wtf?) I poured some out into a cup. And boy am I glad I did.  WIth a name like RedJak you’d think it’d be a red drink.  Nope. This bad boy is HOT PINK. And smells like Robitussin.  So much so that I actually took it around to some of my co-workers to see what they thought.  Popular opinion says it smells like Robitussin and doctors office.  (I’m not really sure what that means, but two people said it)

So how does it taste?  Well there’s the tricky part.  If you smell it while you drink it, it tastes… weird.  Not bad, just weird.  But if I breathe out right before drinking it, so that I don’t smell it at all, it actually tastes kind of good.  Like Cherry 7-Up with more cherry than 7up.  Which is a surprise, because I’ll be honest… I expected this to be one of those energy drinks that hurt my mouth and tasted like metal and left an aftertaste that killed lunch and supper.  But it’s not that bad.  Unless you smell it.  Which, granted, isn’t the best thing… but it’s totally doable.   When I tried it right out of the can, since it has such a small hole, I didn’t have to worry about not smelling it.  (Now we know why they come in cans and not bottles to pour into a cup!)

SO – what’s it got in it??

2 servings, OF COURSE. (man I hate that)

per serving:

  • 120 calories
  • total carbs – 31g
  • Sugars – 29g
  • Taurine – 947mg
  • Glucoronolactone (wtf is that?) – 150mg
  • Ginseng – 100mg
  • Inositol – 48mg
  • L-Carnitine – 25mg
  • Caffeine – 82mg

So really, not a bad showing with the energy in the energy drink (although I think #2 is rocket fuel, or maybe poison).  And not the worst flavor ever, either.  But don’t smell it… unless you want flashbacks of ‘tussin filled evenings.  EW.

Get Jak'd UP!  (what does that even MEAN??)

Get Jak'd UP! (what does that even MEAN??)

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